The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
"I’m only wearing black until they invent something darker."
"what are you wearing?"
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON
If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me